xaveria:

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

ejacutastic:

lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it’s this

I won’t change my @ bc it’ll fuck up how my blog looks :(

chickensgod:

freakoutgirl:

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

ampervadasz:

International Chemistry Teachers Summit

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higgsbison:

Lucy and Dracula should battle using their three weed smoking partners like pokemon

death-420:

my cat looks like this

striders:

notkatniss:

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bonediggercharleston:

theunsubtleknife:

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

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peanotbotter:

stoner dracula. i want to smoke your blood.

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thingsfromthedirt:

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voguedolce:

Alexander McQueen fall 2011

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